Sunday, May 11, 2014

7 May 2014, Athens, Greece

Old Chapel on the North Ascent of the Acropolis

Athens, the birthplace of Democracy…we can blame the whole thing on the Ancient Greeks and their philosophising! Back in Greece and (ancient) civilization!
We arrived to perfect weather, if somewhat chilly and windy, with brilliant sunshine and zero pollution. Between rain and wind all smog had disappeared, and Athens and the Acropolis were visible from the ship which was anchored in Piraeus.
I splurged on a hop on hop off bus which costs 20 Euros for the whole day, and had more or less guaranteed scheduled trips between Piraeus and Athens, a distance of about 40 minutes, if there is not much traffic. Taxis are too expensive. There is a ‘Metro’ which connects almost all ports of Athens with Piraeus, however – the station was a respectable 45 minute hike away; or one takes another taxi.
I ‘hopped on’ the tourist bus in Piraeus beside the ship’s dock and ‘hopped off’ at Syntagma Square in the centre of Athens in front of the Parliament building, a locale which has become world famous as it is showplace of all recession demonstration during the last few years of economic crisis in Greek.
The city was still somewhat asleep, as it was early morning, so I headed ‘for the hills’ where the Parthenon shone marble white in the morning sun. Strolling through the old section of Placa I arrived at the foot of Acropolis, the mountain on which the Iconic temple to Athena is located. I had planned just to admire from afar, however, a Mexican family including grandparents  was studying their city maps, gazing sky-wards and being obviously confused by what looks like trails through people’s balconies in their search for the lesser known ascent up via the ‘northern slope’. Sounds like Mount Everest, and it almost feels like it once one starts climbing up.
Arceologists at work

Straight down - or up - Placa is almost vertical below the Acropolis Hill

Olive Tree in Bloom - Athena won with this tree over Poseidon and his water

I had found, and lost, the path up in earlier years, and offered to show them the where and how, as they turned back each time, when they encountered somebody’s rickety garden furniture blocking the path. Well, that had me committed to go the whole way, and soon we negotiated blue and white painted stone staircases, where one had to turn sideways to squeeze through. Residents hanging up their laundry stepped aside, greeted us and made room for us to pass. Well, it may be steep like Mt Everest, but it is mercifully a whole lot shorter. It was important in olden days due to the presence of The Spring of Klepsydra, who ‘stole’ (hence kleptomania) some of the water during the summer and sent it via underground aqueducts to Phaleron, where it ensured survival during sieges. Archeological digging is still in progress here – as almost all over Athens, which seems to be built on the remnants of history.
On the upper slope, I invested another 12 Euros in an all-round entry ticket, and I was off to the Acropolis once again. But, it is surely worth more than one visit in a life time. As soon as one passes the Propylaea, the Grand Entrance built 430 BC atop a massive marble staircase; one enters the Acropolis, the High Point.
The Parthenon itself is dedicated to Athena as well. No wonder, after all, she won the contest for becoming the Patron Deity of Athens. Poseidon wanted to win the old citizenship with an offer of spring water, Athena offered Olive trees. Athen’s citizens voted for Olive trees, hence the Goddess of family and home lends the city her name.
Odeon of Herodes Atticus

Erechtheion, the maidens with the skinny necks holding up a whole temple

Columns of the Pantheon

Athena was no slouch; she also was the Goddess of wisdom and the goddess of war – busy heavenly job indeed!
Well, she was born out of the head of Zeus.
Like so many Greek Gods before him, Zeus had swallowed Athena who had previously decided to remain a perpetual virgin, which did not cause him a stomach ache but an industrial strength headache. Surrounded by fellow Gods, a heavenly hero whose name escapes me offered Zeus a cure, as long has Zeus would not punish him afterward. By this time Zeus would do anything to get rid of his headache, which any perpetual virgin would cause when trapped in a numbskull that swallows people. The hero cleaved Zeus’ head open, and out comes young Athena taking Zeus’ brains with her and turning into the Goddess of Wisdom…that’s why Greek people maintain, that women are smart and men are stupid.
Athena (like the Virgin Mary) never knew carnal love. However, the God of the Forge, Hephaestos (Vulcan for the Romans, originator of the word volcano, earth violent furnace) fell in love with Athena, without a chance of success, especially as he was mobility challenged and she would not even grant him a glance. But he got a) very excited one day and b) close enough to Athena, to spill some of his semen on her thigh. And guess what, she managed give virgin birth to the first King of Athens, whose name escapes me as well. Anyway…after that all Athenians are demi gods because of this early mishap.
Sculpture on the Pantheon Pediment

Hiding from the Sun



Greek Gods were definitely into Love, Drugs and Rock and Roll with some earth moving battles, incest, homicides, fratricides, infanticides, patricides and hundreds of universe shattering fits of wraths thrown in for good measure – who says today’s youth is going to the dogs. Maybe they revert to being Gods??
The Parthenon, Athena’s glorious mountaintop temple, is relatively ‘new’, only built in about 447-432 BC, after the Persians destroyed an earlier version in 480 BC. Pericles took matter in hand, and he hired Pheidas to design and built the ‘newer’ version to designs be the most gifted architects, Iktinos and Kallikrates. The result: a perfectly proportioned elegant temple supported by 10 Doric columns on the sides, and eight on each end. Unfortunately the decorations of the upper parts are now either housed in museums or have disappeared: the Battle of the Gods and Giants (Gigantomachy), the Lapith and the Centaurs (Centauromachy), the Athenians and the Amazons (Amazonomachy) and the Trojan War are left to the imagination. A few sculptures remain, such as a resting hero and a horse’s head.
I descended through the theater of Dyonisos, the God who loves Entertainment in a big way. A whole gaggle of kids was practising their Demi Gods in Training program, all dressed up in God gear.
Greek Deities in Training

On the way back to the halls of wisdom

Antique model of modern CROCS

Needing a shave

The other ancient theatre, the Odeum of Herodes Atticus, has been reconstructed to accommodate current cultural events where the audience still sits on the tiered seats, the same as the old Greeks and Romans did.
Through the Gate of Hadrian into the old impressive temple of Zeus I descended back to the city. Zeus may have been housed in an imposing temple, however modern day Greek Dogs have their own contemporary temples within the grounds. Design and architect unknown. Dogs seem neutered, no Greek Demi Dogs in the works!
The Temple of Zeus

A large Park surround the temple of Zeus
Athens, home of the Dogs...

Enough of history! After a little more meandering, I found a hill side restaurant hidden away from the tourists crowds covering the Acropolis like thousands of ants chattering away in every language of the World, and did some R&R before ‘hopping’ on for my return journey to the ship.
Hill side restaurant away from the crowds

Tourist Trap

And back 'home' after a last look....

The recession left its mark in upper Placa, as some of the restaurants which flourished a few years ago are now boarded up and their garden furniture is slowly overgrowing with weeds – graffiti appears overnight.